Me, I'm kinda neutral on the whole steroids issue (whatever that means). But I have come up with my own set of questions that I'm guessing probably won't get asked and definitely wouldn't elicit the most enthusiastic responses from "Big Mac."
Here's what I came up with:
- What was going through your mind when you walked into that bathroom stall with Jose Canseco and he told you to drop trow?
- Since you don't really want to talk about the past, here's a scenario for your new position as the Cardinals hitting coach: A young prospect approaches you during spring training and asks you what's the best way to add power to his swing. What the heck do you tell him?
- If you were a steroid, what kind of steroid would you be?
- Now that baseball has cracked down on steroid use, do you think bunting will make a comeback?
- How many zits a week, on average, did your wife (or girlfriend or personal trainer) pop on your back during the 1990s?
- What's the most weight you've bench-pressed?
- OK, now what's the most you've bench-pressed while not on steroids?
- Who would win in a fight between you and Barry Bonds ... when both of you are at the peak of 'roid rage?
- Along with your son and Tony La Russa, who else has been named a beneficiary in your will?
- If Lee Harvey Oswald had been on steroids, is it conceivable that he was the lone shooter?
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